revolutionsoundslike:

astudyinabluebox:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

sloppyninja:

This gif will be the death of me. They’re English subtitles of the Chinese version.

I’m laughing so hard I’m crying I can’t choose the best one.

wait for the founders names oh my god its worth it

Hogwarts: school of meloncraft and melonry
angryqueershakespeare: sarahmint: gr8brittyn: cl0ckw0rk-c0ntrivance: I KIND OF JUST REALIZED THAT JESSIE FROM TEAM ROCKET FORMS A FUCKING R WITH HER HAIR AND BODY WHY DID IT TAKE ME OVER 10 YEARS TO REALIZE THIS JAMES YOU LITTLE SHIT NOT YOU TOO I never realized this until you pointed it out holy fucking shit (via themoofster)

angryqueershakespeare:

sarahmint:

gr8brittyn:

cl0ckw0rk-c0ntrivance:

I KIND OF JUST REALIZED THAT JESSIE FROM TEAM ROCKET FORMS A FUCKING R WITH HER HAIR AND BODY

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WHY DID IT TAKE ME OVER 10 YEARS TO REALIZE THIS

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JAMES YOU LITTLE SHIT NOT YOU TOO

I never realized this until you pointed it out

holy fucking shit

(via themoofster)

vegetability:

poolpigeon:

thatswhywelovegermany:

mostlycatsmostly:

theparadoxmachine:

alanahikarichan:

hideousblob:

mostlycatsmostly:

Raising Kittens
(via Valerija S. Vlasov)

dsfklsajflsjfdlk that’s the german word for kittens?
katzenkinder?
literally: “cat children”
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;w;

ISN’T GERMAN A CUTE LANGUAGEDO YOU KNOW THE GERMAN WORD FOR BATIT’S FLEDERMAUSFLUTTER-MOUSEHOW IS THAT NOT JUST KAWAII AS HECK

My favorite is their word for bagpipes.
DUDELSACK
doodle sack
seriously
But then their word for skull is Totenkopf, as in Death’s Head. 
So German basically has two settings, kawaii and metal, and there is no in between. 
I love German.

Reblogging for the German lesson.

My favorite metal mode word is das Zahnfleisch, literally tooth flesh, the gums.

German here. I think one of the best words we have is the translation of quick-witted. It’s called “schlagfertig” and literally translates to “punch-ready”

Never forget “Backpfeifengesicht”
A face that needs a fist
spoken-not-written: you can’t be hot and just expect me to act normal (via spoken-not-written)

spoken-not-written:

you can’t be hot and just expect me to act normal

(via spoken-not-written)

0c3an-waves: No but how fuckin cool would it be to say that you got married at the Grammys by Queen Latifah (via tumblerbedrooms)

0c3an-waves:

No but how fuckin cool would it be to say that you got married at the Grammys by Queen Latifah

(via tumblerbedrooms)